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 FUNNY NIGHT listener        (More) 7/28/2014
 Pantoum in Doom pamschwetz        (More) 7/26/2014
 THIS DOG poetalthomas        (More) 7/26/2014
 The Sweep pamschwetz        (More) 7/25/2014
 Reluctant Hero VH42        (More) 7/25/2014
 CHERYL COLE LIKE OTHER CELEBS Biggus        (More) 7/25/2014
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 THE DIVORCE COURT JUDGE SAID Biggus        (More) 7/25/2014
 A MAN RECOVERING FROM SURGERY Biggus        (More) 7/25/2014
 ROSES ARE BLUE Biggus        (More) 7/25/2014
 Dog Walk panther811        (More) 7/24/2014
 Swimming With Turkeys bubby        (More) 7/23/2014
 There's a Hole In Your Sock George Langley        (More) 7/22/2014
 I BEGAN MY WALK poetalthomas        (More) 7/22/2014
 TWO CRANES poetalthomas        (More) 7/22/2014
 If Onlyl I Had Known Rawland        (More) 7/21/2014
 THINK ABOUT GLOBAL WARNING Biggus        (More) 7/20/2014
 BIRTHDAY TELEGRAM Biggus        (More) 7/20/2014
 IT'S NATURAL TO BECOME QUIETER AS WE AGE Biggus        (More) 7/20/2014
 HE WASN’T A SOPHISTICATE Biggus        (More) 7/20/2014
 IN ONE RESPECT WE HAVE Biggus        (More) 7/20/2014
 IF YOU SEE A BOMB DISPOSAL MAN Biggus        (More) 7/20/2014
 Pub Crawl riki_ryme        (More) 7/19/2014
 MISS PLASTIC listener        (More) 7/17/2014
 THE EMERGENCY ROOM DOCTOR Biggus        (More) 7/16/2014
 AN OLD MAN GOES TO SEE A WIZARD Biggus        (More) 7/16/2014
 ROSES ARE VIOLET Biggus        (More) 7/16/2014
 THE SIMPLE TRUTH OF AVIATION Biggus        (More) 7/16/2014
 A SPANISH GOLFER WAS STABBED Biggus        (More) 7/16/2014
 I LOVE FOOT PUMPS Biggus        (More) 7/16/2014
 


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FUNNY NIGHT

Our love is like a summer day
So beautiful and bright,
Our love is so passionate
Our love is romantic
Like the stars at night.

Don't you think so darling?
Hang on I'm doing up me bra,
Me knickers have got twisted
What do you expect me to say
When we're in the back of a car.

I suppose it was not very romantic
But I couldn't help it I laughed,
She had put my pants on the wrong way
And on me her knickers were far to tight
We laughed so much it was so daft.

We still laugh at it to this day
But we're still so in love tis true,
Asense of humour can go a long way
And forty years later we still have a laugh
About the night our knickers got in a stew,

Total fiction on my part LOL

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