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 Strange Guy starman        (More) 8/26/2014
 Two Poems (Written Simultaneously) riki_ryme        (More) 8/20/2014
 A Baker's Crust Lou1216        (More) 8/17/2014
 OPEN AIR The_Pip        (More) 8/15/2014
 Poetry Magazine tony parsons        (More) 8/7/2014
 Boyo Earl Lambert        (More) 7/22/2014
 All Because You Kissed Me Goodnight Earl Lambert        (More) 7/15/2014
 Rambling memories of yesterday unforgott davetheflave        (More) 7/15/2014
 GRAVITY The_Pip        (More) 7/8/2014
 Fathers' Day thoughts Lou1216        (More) 6/13/2014
 Inventory‚Äôs Coming! Nita G Isenhour        (More) 6/10/2014
 Empty Nita G Isenhour        (More) 6/10/2014
 Don't Call Me Arrogant riki_ryme        (More) 5/28/2014
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 at the deli pamschwetz        (More) 5/5/2014
 THE SNEEZE Bengieske        (More) 5/3/2014
 OUR WORLD A COLLAGE AFLOAT Bengieske        (More) 5/3/2014
 Phronemophobia panther811        (More) 4/22/2014
 Games panther811        (More) 4/12/2014
 Hog Street Cynthiaapwlts        (More) 4/3/2014
 What's On the Menu Cynthiaapwlts        (More) 4/1/2014
 Dance Like Somebody IS Watching JacieStralkoDuca        (More) 3/24/2014
 When Wood is Chucked Desert Knave        (More) 3/20/2014
 Time in Heaven Lou1216        (More) 3/9/2014
 Be Happy BlueeyedBandit        (More) 2/28/2014
 Buddies. Xibell        (More) 2/27/2014
 Inspection of My Reflection Rawland        (More) 2/26/2014
 COMFORT FOODS The_Pip        (More) 2/21/2014
 PEDALS AND PETALS Bengieske        (More) 2/17/2014
 At First panther811        (More) 2/9/2014
 


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Strange Guy

I quite like sausages but I love bacon on toast
It goes really well together with my Sunday roast
I like dressing up and wearing women's clothes
But I don't tell the wife I wear her pink pantyhose

I have many strange habits that nobody can stand
Apple pie and custard I will eat with my bare hands
But I just don't care If people look at me and stare
Although I can walk I push myself around in a wheelchair


Fictional write everyone the bit about the wheelchair is not true lol.

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