I had Ablutophobia, so I had not a friend.
This led to Bacteriophobia, no way could I defend.
Fears not controlled caused Catagelophobia for sure.
Then Defecaloesiophobia I must endure.
At this point you would think Eremophobia set in.
However Felinophobia was now to begin.
My Ablutophobia was caused by Gymnophobia I think.
Then again without Hygrophobia, I probably wouldn't stink.
Ithyphallophobia maybe the root cause, Katagelophobia that follows.
Finding out that it's Logizomechanophobia is tuff to swallow.
So I'm leaving now, no Metathesiophobia do I feel.
The next poem I write will be for real.
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