There I was, attempting to transverse 'candy land' ,using 'chutes and ladders'. When a 'twister' came and a 'battleship' said I'm 'sorry' but it didn't matter. 'Othello' came, didn't have a 'clue' his 'strategy' was all a 'scrabble'. The 'yahtzee' gang fell like 'dominoes' such a 'risk' with such rabble. Using the 'checkers' was a 'blooop' , needed a 'chess' player to 'connect 4'. A 'trivial pursuit' to form a 'monopoly' so we went 'backgammon' to the door.