CAPTAIN FRANCO GOES WITCH HUNTING
Yes Captain Franco went on a witch hunt
A huge coven he did come across
Parked his Pharto Blasto spacecraft on a windy hill
Determined to show those witches who's boss
At the black caldron the witches were singing
They were conjuring and mixing up a huge brew
But Captain Franco didn’t become worried
Because he knew just what they had to do
Captain Franco opened a big can of pork and beans
He gobbled it up like Popeye did non-e-coli spinach
He was about to go off to the big war
And determined to see this war to the finish
His jelly-belly tummy started rumbling
This proved that the time was right
The witches would be just a memory
Come the end of this frightful night
For little was all this known
That Franco had a secret special identity
Captain Franco and his Pharto Blaster
Had Blasto ammunition a plenty
Captain Franco climbed upon the windy hill
And the witches began their chanting
But after Captain Franco fired a load
Those witches were screaming, falling and panting
The moral of this witch hunt story
Is never rule out the power of pork and beans
That are powered by a brave and patriotic soldier
They are indeed a weapon of many means
[written as a challenge to MaryFrances Perez “Halloween Blast” by AliceAnn for Frank]
By FAP
© 2006 FAP
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