Oh my goodness I can hardly believe this
You cannot possibly imagine what I have seen
Tiny Teddy may have just lost that last marble
And anything else she may have had in between!
She needed her a man you see, not just any man
So she went dancing at a club called “Bear Necessities”
I’ll let you imagine her shaking her groove thang
Shimmying and shaking wearing barely a thing
She caught the attention of blues singer “Bearly There”
(Some mistook his name to mean he was impaired)
Actually he’s a friend of Ole Smiling Dan
And Bearly There knew that Tiny Teddy broke Dan’s heart
And that was a travesty for which he could not stand
So he enticed Tiny Teddy, convinced her she could sing!
(Now we’ve all heard her singing goodness my ears still ring!)
He put visions of Rock Stars into her mind
Before the world knew it she left her dancing ways behind
Emerging from the club with a temporary tat
Focused on the hairstyles of pure punk style
She announced I’m 2T from the “Bare Naked Bears”
We will rock you in places you never knew were there
(If she means the ear drum trust me we already know!)
Everyone was shocked except Barely There
He was enjoying every moment, every shrieking blare
Tiny Teddy whoops I mean 2T grabbed the guitar
Made sounds come from it that may have reached Mars!
Mickey Mouse was in the crowd for some reason
(This just keeps on getting weirder, but I swear it's true!)
He was gritting his teeth with his fingers in his ears
Then the audience started throwing pickles
Which seemed to make 2T sing even louder
As if this gesture was some kind of compliment
Then the pickles hit the stage and started dancing
(What kind of spell has she put the world under?)
Searching for an exit, for some earplugs ANYTHING!
I suddenly awaken OMG that was I sleeping?
Are 2T & the Bare Naked Bears all imaginings?
I cannot believe this scene was all created in my mind
Be aware, be very aware dear poets
As you know I am a believer in the truth of dreams!!
Written by LPQ for Double B
This one's for you sista ROCK ON!
June 12, 2009
