I Crack Me Up
I Crack Me Up!!!!!!!!
When I called my Chihuahua
By a nickname “Porky”
And my step dad thought
I was referring to HIM
Now that was embarrassing
(Not sure if it was more so for me or for him
Cause honestly I’m kind of still laughing)
When I was just about two or three
With my grandparents
And a dripping ice cream cone
Upon the suggestion “lick around the edges”
Little me replied “what do you think I am ‘tupid?”
Now that was embarrassing
(Though it was more the source of laughter
And more cute than sarcastic in a young me)
When I had countless low blood sugars
And caused many different scenes
Spitting sugar at my Mom
Getting angry, not thinking clearly
Stubborn and determined that I was FINE
Now that was embarrassing
(But in all actuality those scenes reenacted
Are truly and honestly hilarious to us both)
You can catch me from time to time
Trying to pick up light specs off of the floor
And that cracks me up every single time
“Now That Was Embarrassing”
Could indeed be the title of my life story
And in all honesty I am happy about that
Because I these moments are hilarious
(Sometimes more in hindsight than in the present
But nonetheless they are moments I truly call mine!)
SMILE....You know you want to!!!!!!
Heather Hazlett
October 7, 2009
By hhazlett26
© 2009 hhazlett26
(All rights reserved)
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