Middle Aged
middle aged and adding on
I am contemplating losing weight
a few rolls here, a few rolls there
I wish to lose my middle before it's too late
never knew that I would have to diet
my how big have become my thighs
my legs are stalkier, just like a tree
my butt is bigger, that's no surprise
I now avoid mirrors at all costs
it's a wonder my feet can hold me up
sideways I look like a baby whale
I now fit into a triple D cup
middle aged and trying to get fit
a tuck here, a tuck there
if I stick to my diet I'll be glad
I won't have flabby anywhere
gone from my sight are ding dongs
no more donuts for me to dunk
coca cola is not to be bought
gotta get rid of this excess chunk
my husband, he just has to giggle
I made a vow to eat a well balanced diet
no longer flabby, no chubby to jiggle
love this diet, now only if my hubby will try it
By Itseams2bsew
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